I am starting to have issues with k12, because the system needs improvement. A lot of improvement. I can’t sign in to the classes right now apparently. Every time I try it says I need to restart the browser like I did four times. I’m not going to put up with that crap. I also keep getting ”k-mails” telling me I need to go to class connects when they have been having issues too! I am not far away from ripping my hair out. In a perfect world, k12 wouldn’t barf. To make a long story short, I hate it when k12 messes up.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king’s horses and all the king’s men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
This is annoying but I guess it relates to the soviet union.
The XYZ Doohickey Company was founded in 1971, and has been providing quality doohickies to the public ever since. Located in Gotham City, XYZ employs over 2,000 people and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community.
Very very silly. This is on the sample page.