mari0

There is a game called mari0 which is pretty funny. It’s a combination of Portal and Super Mario Brothers. You can change Mario’s appearance and hat to any color. There are also 33 different hats including a rainbow dash hat. All the different hats make the game hilarious. the portal gun is also very useful in the Mario world. The game also has a portal ”map pack” where the game is inside aperture laboratories which is where Portal and Portal 2 take place.
http://stabyourself.net/mari0/

sorry

Sorry I haven’t made any long posts. I guess I just wanted to share things I found on youtube. I will still embed videos on my blog, but I’ll talk more about what I think about them and the posts will be less of blurbs. Hopefully everyone will find that what I have to say is interesting.

Chuck Norris jokes

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king’s horses and all the king’s men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.

doohickey company

The XYZ Doohickey Company was founded in 1971, and has been providing quality doohickies to the public ever since. Located in Gotham City, XYZ employs over 2,000 people and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community.

Very very silly. This is on the sample page.